Boys are Mean & Dating is Scary
by alw on

 

Meet the Drunk Text Queen

What's up? Actually, don't bother answering because I don't care. We both know why you're here, and that's to read about my mistakes. Being 22 in Pittsburgh isn't easy. Okay. Being 22 anywhere isn't easy. But that's what tequila shots are for. But a little about more me: I overuse emojis and exclamation points, I love pineapple pizzas and I am a complete failure at what is known as dating. Coffee is important. Kahlua is essential. Nachos are money. Stairs are scary. Kanye is alright. Paris is chic. Bye. xoxo